Monday, April 26, 2010

Avatar...OR AvaBLAHHHHH! A "KnOwSiE Rosie review....Am I the only one in the world that......


....... thought this movie was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO over rated!!!?
The three hours I spent on watching this movie....I should have spent it doing something less painful....LIKE.....
A Brazilian wax job?...or a lobotomy.....getting my "hardware" removed from my healed broken ankle....a couple of root canals.... all day Dora the Explorer Marathon or even more fun...A MAX & RUBY marathon!
OK.... I might have over exaggerated the horribleness of this movie a bit & i'm....NAAA...I didn't...It sucked!
The special effects were KILLER & the forrest scenes were awesome!
But it still did not make up for the weak & lame storyline....COME on!
I'm just saying what you all wanted to, but didn't dare...(INSERT: smarmy & mocking tones HERE:) "because IT was nominated for an Oscar & ......oh those judges are soooo classy... right!? they ARE sooo smart, they should know a good movie?"
WELL... GUESS WHAT...... the first time in history..... THEY WERE RIGHT!...
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY it did not win best picture!!!
OK...before you boo me off the stage or the Internet...I DID see it in 3D!
Trust me when I say............
It wasn't any better then!
The best part of this movie?.....the Extra butter I got on my popcorn in the theatre's
AND cuddling up with Kevy for a 3 hour longgggg nap while he watched it on DVD!
THIS movie gets 4 "REEL" bad from me.......
But, if you don't believe me.....WATCH it SUCKERS!
Just don't blame me, when you come out asking more questions then when you went in.......
AND FYI...The actor Sam Worthington AKA: Jake Sully.....has REALLY, really, REALLY BONY knees in real life....he was only playing a paralyzed guy on screen...(he is HOT in "Clash of Titian's"!)
That's a wrap!

4 comments:

Jocelyn said...

I don't know why anyone likes that movie I decided it wasn't for me when I saw the first preview on tv. everyone keeps talking about special effects but I'm nto a special effects type of girl and it just looked very LAME to me,
Glad you got a cuddle nap and yummy treat out of it though!

Elizabeth said...

Rosie! I totally hear you, girl. I appreciated the cool special effects, but it was so long and boring and predictable.

Anywayyyy! Here's my blog address!

http://yourfavoriteandersons.blogspot.com/

Lyndsy said...

wow i totally loved it!

Belkycita said...

I thought it was super super LAME!!! the special effects were awesome! but the plot line, blah!