Thursday, March 11, 2010

AT the Movies With Rosie."Knowies Rosie" movie reveiws......MY newest gig!

I have decided to start posting a new "screen" in my blog....

I want to start reviewing MOVIES!!!

EVERY kind out there...NEW Movies, Oldish movies....TV movies....Classic Movies

ALL things.... MOVIES

I mean you.... ALL know I "loves my TV" RIGHT???


I mean, I think I'm "KNOWIES" enough to "KNOW" what a good movie is!!

AND I want to let you all know IF it worth spending your hard buck on seeing or NOT!

SOOOO I will rate a movie with "reels" If it is good the movie can get up 5 "REEL GOOD".......

BUT... IF it stinks like last weeks trash...
IT CAN get up to 5 "REEL BAD"!

AND I AM......"every" women...meaning....I think, I would watch pretty much what the rest of you would watch!

I like a good comedy & a good BOO-HOO movie every once in a while....a GOOD old fashioned (kinda hard to find now days) LOVE story, still puts me in the mood to snuggle.....
A "reach out out and grab ya" kinda movie....I've been told..... keeps me interesting!
AND I'm not ashamed to admit...I'm OK with SOME Sci-FI movies! (I'm down... with Star trek!)
AND musicals ........JUST OK for me!.....(I hope I don't loose my membership in the
"GIRLY GIRLS" club! for saying that!..... "The phantom" AND "Hairspray" & "Mama Mia" don't fall into that category! LOVED them!)

I also think the Academy(Oscars) does NOT know a single, blessed thing about WHAT IS a really GOOD MOVIE!!

ANY way MY point is...I really think I could speak for a lot of you...AND help out with the
"what Movie shall we see tonight?"dilemma for a few of you!

SO Let's begin....Or should I say....ACTION!!!

I will start with the movie: 2012
I hesitated going to the theatre to see this movie.

...WITH good reason....the year ....Just in case you haven't noticed.....the year 2012 IS JUST not that far off on the calender!!
AND I did not want to be "fore-told" of the great AND terrible day is in our future!

I usually hate end of the world movies....I mean..... DID any of those types of movie's have a good endings??
AND I have always thought...

I would like to be SMACK ....DAB in the middle of all the destruction with my we don't have to be murdered for food, after surviving all the TERRIBLE thing that are supposed to happen!

BUT I was told, I need to get my heart rate up by my doctor....

(you don't think he meant, I should exercise do you?)

ANY way I gave in & rented it...CUZ....I dig a good action flick!......AND sister...this had

AND special effects!.......

AND it fore-told my future....

I am TOOOOOO poor to survive the end of the world AND I also I'M tooooo fat AND tooooo slow... I'm a gonner!

I am pretty sure I will be the 1st one, the "ALIENS" will eat (too fat & juicy!)....or the 1st one, the Earthquake will swallow(too slow).....or the 1st one to drown. ( SCARED of WATER!)

Let's move on....

In this movie, you know from the start, WHO will survive AND while that makes you happy, YOU ALSO know the ending .......AND that will make you sad!

I was EXCITED to take a potty break!......because that meant I could take a breather!!

(hey my heart rate was up!)
This movie did leave me "breathless"...... Because it was fast moving & high in action.
I was not BORED with this movie that's for sure.

I thought, the actors did a great job...but I really was bummed seeing one of my secret crushes,
Oliver Platt was TERRIFIC as a big CREEP! I guess that means's he is just a good actor!

Because I am sure he is not like that in real life!

You will ROOT for John Cusack AND Amanda Pett to their marriage

.....oh yeah and their life to!

I think I first realized that this movie theme could NEVER happen in real life....

and it was a big, fat fake!.....

In the middle of the movie when..........
(spoiler)....the President Of the United States (played awesomely by Danny Clover)
CHOOSE to "GO DOWN WITH THE BOAT" & stay with the people!"
NO way that would really happen in REAL life!

PURE Fiction!.....
I mean our economy is SINKING fast....AND where is Obama?....Standing at the HELM driving the getaway boat!

I'm just saying!


I did not hate this movie......It was entertaining.....IF you ever want to get away from your

NON MOVING, STABLE, ho-hum life for 2 hour....RENT IT!

I give this movie...

2 & 1/2 "reel good"
Mostly on it's special effect merits!

CUT...that's a wrap!
"knowsie Rosie" signing off

1 comment:

The Johnsons said...

ha ha you crack me up! I must say I was like you, i din't not like it...I just don't know if I liked it. Still would have rather had Gunner see this than Shutter Island!